boy: *takes girls phone*
girl: haha stop (:
boy: *chucks it at the wall*
girl: come on tyler give me my phone back (:
boy: *shatters screen*
girl: aw tyler youre so cute (:
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You’re the kinda girl I wanna give my hoodies to. The kinda girl I wanna let wear my tee shirts to bed, hog all the blankets, and wake me up in the middle of the night because you had a nightmare. You’re the kinda girl I wanna get used to having around.
girl: *stares outside of window on train, looking pensive*
boy: she’s so beautiful, so thoughtful, my manic pixie Dream girl
girl: *to herself* how many donuts can i stuff in my mouth at 1 time
I was in art class today, a girl was crying and her friend was comforting her but she kind of just stopped and was like “I’m sorry about what happened but where did you get your eyeliner? it seems to be really good” like it didn’t smudge or anything. then the girl that was crying sniffled and said “it’s sharpie”
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“You hit like a girl,” the strong female character says
“Stop being such a girl,” the strong female character says
“Man up,” the strong female character says
“Shut the fuck up,” I whisper
So I met my 6, 8 and 9 year old cousins for the first time today and one of them asked me if I’m a girl or a boy and I told him both. The whole night they alternated between male and female pronouns and the only question they asked me was: “wait, if you’re a boy AND a girl, what color is your bike?”
Kids are five hundred times more accepting than adults and it’s kinda sad.
so what color was your bike?
I remember this one time in elementary school this guy flipped off this one girl during recess so the girl went up to this really scary teacher who was the recess monitor for that day and told her “I like your shirt” and then pretended that she actually told on him and told the guy “she said she wants to talk to you”, then the guy who flipped her off went to the recess monitor and was all “look I’m sorry I flipped her off” and the recess monitor was all “YOU DID WHAT?!”
and to this day I still think that girl is fucking genius for making the lil shit accidentally tell on himself
I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved my hair
One time in college, I had a fight with my boyfriend and was sitting outside crying, and a drunk girl came over and gave me a leaf to make me feel better.
- tumblr user: ask me anything
- tumblr user: no not that
- :
- girl: I'd be happy if anyone loved me
- girl: no not you
- :
- society: be yourself
- society: no not like that
- girl: mom will u quit smoking
- girls mom: no
- girl: what if i get 5000 retweets on twitter
- girls mom: OMG YES!!!